About Me

  • About Me: Ths is the story of one man, going through life his own way. no more or less eventful or interesting than your own. I have been known to rant quite heatedly, I run on and on about the pointless, and I completely interupt my own storytelling to make fun of myself. I do make one promise though, I will make you laugh until you wet yourself. only you and I both know that's a pretty weak excuse for being a person who wets themself.

Contact Info

  • AIM: Gnome Paradigm
  • MSN: j-rizzle86@hotmail.com
  • Yahoo: gnome_paradigm

More About Me

  • Nicknames: J-Rizzle, gnomey, romey, and hey you.
  • Interests: women, books, music, food, dancing, drinking, dungeons and dragons(I know), football, ultimate frisbee, slingshot paintball, working, playing, karaoke, and maintaining that I never know how life will change but being damn sure I keep a sense of humor about it.
  • Expertise: my expertise include but are not limited to; always knowing exactly what to say to make the situations more funny, losing my pants quite randomly, being a fun approachable person who's fun to be around, a good friend, and a good person, believing life has so much more than we all know about but that we need to find it, singing quite terribly, dancing even worse, making an ass out of myself in the presence of extremely hot women, and being too awesome for my own good.
  • Occupation: dockworker/ladykiller
  • Industry: Freight/trucking
  • Website: http://www.xanga.com/Mr_Gnome

Mr_Gnome

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    • Name: Jerrome
    • Country: United States
    • State: Colorado
    • Metro: Denver
    • Birthday: 3/19/1986
    • Gender: Male
    • Member Since: 11/28/2003

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  • the_thoughts_between
    yea i hate being mean but i suppose it has to happen to get my point across to the kid. his father (my boss) is a laid back dude as well dosent even make the kid go to school so i doubt he will provide the solution to stop it.